Now at Whole Foods!
So you don't know what Zen Monkey is and you googled us so you can finally chime in when your friends are going off about their favorite new breakfast! Don't worry, we'll play nice. And if you've been here before... well you know all about our attitude!
Imagine the most amazing, delicious, refreshing breakfast. I'm getting hungry just writing this. A full bowl of oatmeal. Soaked... NOT COOKED... but soaked in apple juice overnight. Then we add some plain, tart, nonfat yogurt... real fruit, a golden drizzle of agave nectar and a pinch of our spices. Sounds good, no? Just wait till you try it.
Oh, and it's so freaking easy. You do NOTHING. Just lay in bed, and with our new iphone app, you can sync your refrigerator door with your alarm, and your Zen Monkey will float to you while you're still in bed. Can your breakfast cereal do THAT!? Seriously though, Zen Monkey is easier than cereal and milk. you just open it and eat it. And it comes all mixed and ready to go, so you can take it to work, have it in the car, home, gym, swimming pool... you name it.
And for the health freaks out there... you're welcome! We here at Zen Monkey are OBSESSED with what goes into our bodies. These are all ingredients your grandparents would recognize... ok, maybe not agave unless they had a love affair with tequila. But ask any foodie, and they'll tell you it's one of the sexiest, all natural sweeteners out there.
Zen Monkey is low in calories... around 270 calories for the entire bowl. Yes, that's one serving per container... nobody wants to trick you here. 10g protein, 5g fiber and only 3g of fat. It's like eating a bowl of oatmeal, a small cup of plain yogurt and half a piece of fruit, all together. The perfect breakfast, no? Nod your head yes and keep reading on.
There's a reason we have such a strong following. These little cups are EXACTLY what we've all wished for on those busy mornings or the days we open the fridge, starving and just waiting for something good to magically appear. So treat yourself and go taste it to believe it.
And you can thank us later for this little lesson. We're all about keeping you in the loop here and not letting you turn into a social misfit. Again, you're welcome. Btw, we absolutely love receiving cards in the mail... especially ones with hand drawn self portraits of our customers! Our address is in the contacts section, hehe. And we will handwrite a thank you card right back to you! promise. ok, that's enough. Now go eat some breakfast!